annoyance...

Generally, I can tolerate most annoyances.  Sure I might swear a bit, and mentally threaten to dump Isis in their houses to shred their nice furniture.  Isis is like the my little furry hit-kitty.  One thing that bugs me no end is Starbucks coffee counters snugglers.  You know the sort, they order their coffee and then race over to the next counter to receive it.  Of course, it isn't ready and there are like 5 people already waiting.  So they shove to the front of the already established counter snugglers as if they must protect their refreshing beverage with their body.  Ultimately, they grab someone elses and almost walk off with it.  People...no matter how much in a hurry you are, or how caffeine deprived your brain is, it will not make our Starbucks coffee mavens prepare it any faster.  For me, who has found a seat, to wait, as I am lazy and a slacker...I now have to shove through the crowd of counter snugglers to get my beverage that I ordered before all of you while you give me nasty looks.  Oh, you give me nasty looks and I can guarantee a nice gut punch...I get good ideas from football (soccer that is).  So people, chill, find your internal Zen...if you can't do this before you first cup of joe...then you seriously have a small problem! 

Note: Big thank you to the lady who tried to walk through me as I was navigating around the counter and the masses.   Thus inspiring this blog post.  Someone needs to drop her little caffeine addiction me thinks and find her internal zen.