welcome back to the humping rabbits....

Was busy vacuuming the attic last night.  When one has cats, the kitty litter removal party is never ending.  When Baby decided he had enough of Igor his giraffe and needed some lovin'.  I was fine with this, I am far more fond of baby then vacuuming up random bits from kitten's feet.  So we snuggled and rocked and checked out the wondrous magical fairy picture box. 

The first thing we turned to was the Duggers who were busy spawning more minions for their creepy Arkansas family compound.  This particular episode was a Special Episode.  It was all about the Dugger's 19th child and the difficulty that was involved in the extraction of the tiny little life form into their midst.  Nicholas and I only watched the first section of the show before we got bored and went off to examine the tiny little hairs on our toes.  What we did see and hear caused my brain to hurt.

Michelle Dugger was being interviewed by the camera man and was asked "did you think you would get pregnant again."  In which Michelle responded she and Jim-Bob did not know, particularly since she was reaching that "time" in her life.  Ok, umm...Michelle if you and your husband are humping like rabbits you most likely will get pregnant, again, again, again, and again.  The only thing that changes as you age and before you exit the wondrous menopausal world is you start having children with medical issues.  For instance (I pulled this from a medical book in the library):

 "increased risk of gestational diabetes, pre-eclampsia, and cesarean section" ---- oh wait Michelle you had pre-ecmaplisa and had to get an emergency cesarian section...my goodness woman you are idiot?!  Eventually the Duggers will end up with children with Downs Syndrome and other significant medical problems if they continue this uneducated behavior. Yea, stop with the sniffling..."they are all a gift from God."  Putting religion to everything makes you look like an uneducated hick.  Oh wait, you are.  

Needless to say, this whole few minutes of mental Dugger leaking time I used as one of those "The More You Know Moments" by telling Nick if he ever behaves like Jim-Bob, no matter how old, he will be grounded.  If he ever marries a uneducated woman like Michelle that follows every word that comes out of his mouth, I will ties his shoes together.