Friday, March 12, 2010

‘Chelsea’ (this is so not soccer related)

Pretty sacked last night, so after the general evening duties were completed and Nick woke from his evening first nap, played, then wanted snack joy, I decided to catch a few moments with the magical color picture box while Nick dabbled in his blissful realm of num num joy.  MTV's 16 & Pregnant 2 was hoarding the box, thus I dwelled upon this for a brief moment before wandering of mentally to another channel of visual joy.  Chelsea is from Vermillion, SD (main reason I lingered here), as I have peed in Vermillion on several occasions.  She has a ummm  "great" sudo-boyfriend named Adam who is quite busy emotionally abusing her at any given point.  She does make a comment part of the way through, "if I can only do things a little different, maybe he (Adam) will not be mad at me."  Ha ha, Chelsie, thinking this way will not help you.  Adam is an ass, will remain an ass, and when he gets older he will be an even bigger ass.

Adam is obsessed with his street racer, playing with his buds, and dinking with his car engine.  He also adds icing to the cake by sending Chelsie a text message that involves that basically says she is a stretched marked fat whore, and he has made the biggest mistake in his life.  If that comment won't send poor Chelsie into a postpartum depression, nothing will.  What an ass, I kinda of wanted to hop in the car, head south and stick my Doc Marten bootie up Adam's bum.

I am hoping that Chelsie stops dwelling on Adam and moves on.  Adam's behavior is unacceptable.  I know she will need some serious therapy and probably drugs to help her out. She has the cutest baby ever, Aubree!

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