and what did you do last night?

The king ruled his realm with an iron fist.  His obsessive use of coal and oil woke the giant multi-colored lizard from its nap and it began attacking the helpless village people.  The knowledgeable wise well read Woolly Mammoth hid amongst the blue blanket world as he feared he would be extinct soon.  The Mammoth knew, that with his death would come the end of all knowledge and wisdom. 

The queen arose one morning, had her breakfast, made her bed, and looked out upon the world. She saw the knights returning from the crusade and destruction of the holy land.  She watched the village people run away from the multi-colored giant lizard who was gobbling them up, and she saw the Mammoth hiding.  She realized she was tired of being protected and repressed, that the king was an idiot.  So she kicked him out of the castle, sent the crusaders packing, cuz they were religious zealots who needed to be taught a lesson, that destroying information was just plain rude!

The queen deployed wind power across the kingdom.  She made sure her realm was no longer dependent on environmentally destructive energies or foreign powers.  The multi-colored giant lizard was happy, and stopped gobbling up the townspeople and helped them farm and make sweet cakes.  The Woolly Mammoth came out of hiding and taught the farms people wisdom and knowledge.  All the Kingdom were happy, and this would have lasted for many years if the giant furry dog beast Friday had not arrived from the southern lands and decided to sleep in the middle realm, crushing horses and people!