Hallucinating trousers...

Been pretty sick lately, mostly with headcold.  Did have chills, fever, and severe coughing last night but now I think I am pulling out.  Or so I hope!  Opened the closet this morning to determine what to wear.  There were these light colored summer pants lodged in the closet. I thought "Ha...left over from grad school days, when I lost most of my body weight and looked like a death camp refuge!"  Nope, the pants had Sears tags on them.  I haven't shopped at Sears, for clothes, in about 4.5 years.  They fit fine, perfect...wow?!  Now I am loaded upon drugs, so thought maybe I hallucinated them.  Apparently not, no one has left the office screaming yet.