Monday, April 12, 2010

Pretty what? & the Zombie Queen Dances

E premiered this new show a few weeks ago...Pretty Wild.  Since television was super lacking we watched a bit of it, what I can only gather was a repeat of the show. I am so confused, the show is about 3 girls and their mother who live in  what it would appear to be a multi-billion dollar house somewhere in LA?  I am not even certain how these people or why these people are famous.  I am assuming that this show came into existence due to the popularity of Keeping up with the Kardashians.  In this case I do know why the Kardaashians are popular:

  • Bruce Jenner, famous for doing something important in the Olympics, now famous for being the clear reason I will not get facial plastic surgery.
  • Then there is Kim and her big butt....there are other people on this show....
Then there is the Pretty Wild crew....I think maybe they model?  Yea, I don't know.  Right now it appears they excel at being a disaster and spending money.  I am not certain but I do believe they might edge out the looser dude who lives in his parents basement and needs a girl.  I think Frank the Entertainer might be over now, but since I generally exist in re-run world, it could still be on. In the future I will pass on Pretty Wild, I wish that MTV was replaying The Osbournes, at least I knew why they were famous and wanted to watch their family antics. 

Taking non or sudo-famous people and attempting to make them famous does work, example the Goslings.  When John and Kate + 8 appeared on TLC, I liked it and thought it was cute.  Then John and Kate got all cranky and split.  Now the talking heads will not shut-up about them.  No matter what they did or didn't do, I think they are bad parents.  Their poor kids, their entire life, slowly being destroyed, has been televised to the world!  If my parents were busy fighting on national TV, this would probably cause me to change my identity and go into endless years of therapy.  Now, Kate is busy Dancing with the Stars....ummm...Kate you aren't a star!  You are a sudo-celebrity!  Go away already!

I have not watched Dancing with the Stars but did catch Joe McHale's bit about it on The Soup.  Yep, Kate was awkward and kinda of reminded me of a Zombie, I kept waiting for her to eat her co-dancers brain.  If she had done this, Buzz Aldrin would have been voted off anyway, cuz people are stupid.  Dude, Buzz went into space and walked on alien world, he should have gotten one more dancing episode before being kicked to the curb.  Kate is just spacey...

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