Wednesday, September 29, 2010

never moving to Lousiana...

Had Patrick promise me last night, that he would never go to Louisiana and go duck hunting.  Was watching Vex Con on A&E last night.  Seriously, down south has got some nasty creatures!  We have big cats, ticks the size of ponies, and rattlers up north but down south is a whole cornucopia of nasty things that want to eat you, sting you, or other was make sure you are super deads! 

Watched, what I believe as a rerun of Vex Con.  The boys got called out to a duck blind.  Someone had spotted a gator in it.  When they went to extract the gator they found several Water Moccasins?!  I am a little iffy at this point cuz I changed the channel quick to something were the hosts were not about to be maimed and eaten.  Later the boys went to a fairly stink infested house and crawled under looking for a maggot infested carcass.   Wow what fun, they followed this up with a wasp home eviction.  During part of the episode, a lady casually said..."we had a copper-head in the hallway..."  Say what?!  If I woke up and found a lethal snake slithering around the house, I would take the children and leave.  Some place nice and cold, like Antarctica were repitiles die horribly

I have decided moving to Louisiana is out of the question, I might briefly visit, while staying in the airport.  Certainly never ever sitting in a duck blind down there!

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