Important things I learned over the Thanksgiving Holiday:
1) A toddler, given the opportunity, will find the puppy pepperoni and eat it. He will also like it and want more.
2) Men do not handle sickness well, big ones and little ones, just makes them fussy and cranky.
3) A toddler toilet is the perfect place to vomit in
4) Families that vomit together stay together
Thanksgiving sucked so bad, it was like one of the 4 horseman of the apocalypse, and not the nice horseman. Woke up Thanksgiving morning feeling rather weird and fainty. Had felt weird the day before at work, but figured that this was a normal sort of freaky feeling, kinda of like a blister. Nope, pukaroma central! 3 days of being super sick and hardly able to move.
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