conspiracy...

For that last, since the beginning of time, idiots have been flapping their noise cavities about seeing President Obama's birth certificate.  Donald Trump has joined the masses of useless thought on this subject..well I have a better one...

• What if Obama has not been born yet?!  He is from the future!!!  

Just to clarify, the whole Obama birth certificate thing was resolved a while back.  Apparently we forget our immediate history as promptly as it happens.