Friday, July 8, 2011

dark age ignorance?

Read the following article in salon.com yesterday "Extremist pastor signs on to Perry prayer event" and my tiny over educated brain threw its pissy switch.  Particularly were "Wagner's explanation for the earthquake and tsunami in Japan, in which he blames paganism for the nation's "decline."
In this passage from his book "Hard-Core Idolatry: Facing the Facts," Wagner praises the burning of Catholic saints, copies of the Book of Mormon, voodoo dolls, and other "idols."  What are you living the dark ages idiot boy? Lets see...Pat Robertson blamed Haiti for selling their soul to the devil, Iran Clerics said promiscuous woman were causing earthquakes, and now this?  Really?!

Then Doris, Wagner's lovely wife, headed to Argentina to help with some spiritual housecleaning...."
"The leaders explained how important it would be to do spiritual housecleaning in their homes before they came to the meeting. They began mentioning the kinds of material things that might be bringing honor to the spirits of darkness; pictures, statues, Catholic saints, Books of Mormon, pictures of former lovers, pornographic material, fetishes, drugs, Ouija boards, zodiac charms, good luck symbols, crystals for healing, amulets, talismans, tarot cards, witch dolls, voodoo items, love potions, books of magic, totem poles, certain pieces of jewelry, objects of Freemasonry, horoscopes gargoyles, native art, foreign souvenirs, and what have you."    Foreign souvenirs?!  Are you guys desperate?  Doris was reading scripture and Holy Spirit told her that in Resistencia they must burn the idols, like the magicians did in Ephesus.  When you consider it, the old testament is filled with lots of nice bits:  castration, chopping up of a concubine, rape, and the annihilation of various tribes.  Hopefully Doris doesn't get any memos about these.

Now for Cake....


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