Watched TLC Cheapskates. The prize for best husband on his 25th anniversary, goes to Roy! Well not really, this dude is a perfect example why some woman should not, definitely, not get married. For his 25 year anniversary the dude went dumpster diving. Got his wife, some semi-dead roses, a "questionably" brand new tea pot, and spent some quality change at a food discount store buying his wife some lovely gifts cuz she "loves water" and "animals." So she gets a bottled water and some animal crackers. Wow, really Roy, you out did yourself there...actually digging up some change for something. He must have gone through the car for loose change. I think I will swing by the store and buy some flowers and animal crackers for Patrick on the way home. To let him know I love him for not being a looser, that and he likes animals...
To put the final nail in Roy's coffin, the dude walks around restaurants and asks people for their leftover food. Wow! No! Bad! Quite obviously Roy you are not starving, your rather round figure says you are doing quite well so stop eating that ladies leftover fries. If you keep at this, you will be a candidate for TLC's 600 Pound Life.
Now to the bubonic plague...or to the family who does not use toilet paper. That kinda of wigged me out a little. After traveling quite extensively around the world, I have yet to visit a realm were the option of toilet paper does not exist. In several cases I have carried my own, just to make sure I had some on hand. Visiting these peoples house, no matter what they do, I would feel like I would have to bring my own toilet paper. Sure they are trying to save money, but even in grad school when I lived on $25 dollars a month, that included food and necessities, I still was able to maintain a roll of toilet paper around. Then there was their expired cheese purchase...I will buy expired items on occasion but I never mess with milk based products. That stuff can make you seriously sick if it has gone south and you don't know. ewwwwwwwww.......yea the cheese was baked and they wash their um "toilet towels?" but seriously.
Ironically TLC's Cheapskates was not the ickiest thing on last night. The Dugger Herd was on before, apparently Mrs. Dugger is working on her 20th kid? Is that even right?
Yep, going to get Patrick flowers...to let him know I love him for:
To put the final nail in Roy's coffin, the dude walks around restaurants and asks people for their leftover food. Wow! No! Bad! Quite obviously Roy you are not starving, your rather round figure says you are doing quite well so stop eating that ladies leftover fries. If you keep at this, you will be a candidate for TLC's 600 Pound Life.
Now to the bubonic plague...or to the family who does not use toilet paper. That kinda of wigged me out a little. After traveling quite extensively around the world, I have yet to visit a realm were the option of toilet paper does not exist. In several cases I have carried my own, just to make sure I had some on hand. Visiting these peoples house, no matter what they do, I would feel like I would have to bring my own toilet paper. Sure they are trying to save money, but even in grad school when I lived on $25 dollars a month, that included food and necessities, I still was able to maintain a roll of toilet paper around. Then there was their expired cheese purchase...I will buy expired items on occasion but I never mess with milk based products. That stuff can make you seriously sick if it has gone south and you don't know. ewwwwwwwww.......yea the cheese was baked and they wash their um "toilet towels?" but seriously.
Ironically TLC's Cheapskates was not the ickiest thing on last night. The Dugger Herd was on before, apparently Mrs. Dugger is working on her 20th kid? Is that even right?
Yep, going to get Patrick flowers...to let him know I love him for:
- Not being a looser and going dumpster diving for our anniversary gifts, or any gifts.
- For not making me use scraps of cloth instead of toilet paper or eating expired cheese.
- Finally, for not believing that we need to have a Herd of children thumping around our house. (if he did believe this he would need to shop around for some Sister Wives and since I don't share, that would be difficult for him)
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