At some point in the last couple years I became a mother. Now I have to be this crazy role model mommy person, who insists Nicky book should brush his teeth and go to bed now! I am sure I am layering enough psycho mothering on to guarantee a therapists salary in the next couple years.
For Mothers day, Daddy got his hands dirty by cleaning out the baby blue Camry...cuz it was nasty! I felt sorry for him, after he chiseled the coins out of the middle area that were coated with coffee, toddler snot, fruit juice, gum, and possibly dinosaur spittle. I am confused now, when I get in my car, cuz the rubbish heap is missing. Sometimes I wonder if I stole someone's car. Before the massive hazmat/intervention cleaning by daddy one could have cloned us all just from the cars goo.
Nick and Nora have some massive salaries cuz they bought mommy a nice gift card to Amazon.com. Yep it is good to be Mommy!
For Mothers day, Daddy got his hands dirty by cleaning out the baby blue Camry...cuz it was nasty! I felt sorry for him, after he chiseled the coins out of the middle area that were coated with coffee, toddler snot, fruit juice, gum, and possibly dinosaur spittle. I am confused now, when I get in my car, cuz the rubbish heap is missing. Sometimes I wonder if I stole someone's car. Before the massive hazmat/intervention cleaning by daddy one could have cloned us all just from the cars goo.
Nick and Nora have some massive salaries cuz they bought mommy a nice gift card to Amazon.com. Yep it is good to be Mommy!
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