Am back to work next week and I see this as a good thing. I personally think the baby is smarter then me. Nicholas knows exactly what he wants and it is my job to determine if he is asking for piglet or boob love. When I get it right he smiles and lets me know that I succeeded!
In my current job I am paid to figure out what people want, to see the future, and read peoples minds. Basically I am some sort of freaky fortune teller with alternative powers and abilities. Needless to say this knowledge has not transferred well to an infant. Sometimes I look at Dr. Bunny or Friday (both are always in close proximity) and ask them what I should do.
I guess I was built to spend time in the outer realms with the adult humans rather in then the home realms with the small humans. Now I must go snuggle my piglet and stare at my toes....
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