dude, keep it in your trousers....

(AP) A Michigan man accused of fathering 23 children with 14 women has been sent to prison for failing to pay child support.
..... County Circuit Judge Dennis Leiber says he's "stunned and amazed" by the case.

So apparently  Howard Veal of Muskegon owes quite a bit of money to 14 woman.  Talk about keeping it your trousers, this man is been busy spreading the love!  Currently, I am trying to determine if I am more freaked out by Howard and his wandering sperm donation or the woman's mental capabilities who keep hopping in the sack with him.  Of course men, based on previous experience, lie!  So who knows what Howard told his harem of mistresses.  Anyways Howard's naked dancing in the sheets is biting him back...

• sentenced to two years to four years in prison
• owes more than $60,000 to a woman in Grand Rapids.
• currently, there are 14 child-support cases pending

 If you wonder "who on earth" Howard had time too hook up so many times, he apparently has been out of work.   Is this guy fertile or what?