smackitude...

Christmas cups came forth at Starbucks today and was like "woop!"  Headed off to blast my taste buds with some Peppermint Mocha bliss and my eyeballs with the festive red cup joy that is Christmas.  Needless to say, I was in line behind a very "gosh darn I am in a hurry woman."  She ordered, maybe 3 beverages and then asked for a sandwich.  The partners were all like, we are out.  She promptly got on her phone, in line, in front of me and started calling her husband about this tiny annoying detail.  Lucky for her, she moved as I was just about to stick my foot up her rude tight ass.  The partner informed the lady, very nicely, that there were sandwiches at another Starbucks. The lady, rudely LOUDLY said to her husband "well I know why you never come to this Starbucks!"  Then she turned and rudely left.  I offered to smack her upside the head with a frozen apple fritter, cuz obviously her parents weren't around to discipline her poor behavior.

My goodness lady, go to McDonald down the street and get your damn husband a sandwich.  You also never canceled your order, you just split.  You are lacking objective thinking skills and decent behavior.  Sometimes Starbucks is out of something, it is rare, but it happens. 

A reminder to the those rude humans in the world.  If you are rude, the person behind the counter is not impressed and those people standing around think you are an ass and might go back to their little cubes and blog about your rudeness.