Wednesday, December 22, 2010

and in the idiot realm...

Apparently various religious based political entities are still on their tiny little witch hunt party floats.  Now they are try to brand the Green Agenda as a Religion (cult) Gaia "Earth-goddess."  Say what you crack-pots? Environmentalism is a plot to take over the world, says coalition of Evangelical Christians

Anyone that "actually" has the brain power above a simple protozoa and has read the Bible kinda of should have caught a tiny bit in Genesis were God gave us the earth to take care off and look after.  I would say, we are not doing a good job of it...my evidence would be the severe climate change, soon to be extinct animals (this includes currently extinct animals), and various other environmental abnormalities.

The Catholic Saints are spinning in their graves on this baby:  "On the other, a far larger group argues that climate change is a fairy tale that progressives tell their children to scare them into being good little humanists, and environmentalism is a "false gospel" that threatens to co-opt the teachings of Christ himself."

I find this entirely exciting!  Being from a mainstream Protestant denomination has never had that edgy naughty appeal.  I did marry a Catholic, but even that did not shake it up enough.  Now, every time I yank my reusable bags from the trunk to use for the groceries, recycle a bottle,  or do some level of composting, I feel so naughty!  I am bad to the bone bitches! Can't wait to trade in the car for an environmentally friendly model!  Then I will toss my hat on backwards, apply some goth makeup, turn up the Sex Pistols, and sit in my driveway serving up the cultist coolness that harbors in my soul.  Thanks Evangelical Christians!  Thanks for giving me the best reason to rebel.  Rebelling against your stupidity punks!

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