potatoes, ricin, & cyanide

al Qaeda has sunk a hole in one on this one!  According to the massive news media a threat has gone out that al Qaeda is planning to incorporate some extra items into buffets/salad bars.  Lets just say, it ain't pepper dudes.  With the prospect of ricin and cyanide getting tossed into a buffet near you, we might see a significant drop in the buffet line minions.  This could ultimately be a good thing, being the last time I was a near a buffet, I saw a few people that could use some time away from their favorite gorging spot of joy.  Basically, thanks al Qaeda!  This could be the diet plan that America needs, the America that stumbles around with rolling jiggling massive mounds of glistening hideous joy!