2011....what? I thought we were supposed to die in 2000...or something like that. Apparently they moved our ultimate destruction to 2012.
When you have a toddler, ringing in another year is well, anti-climatic. Oh, look...2011...where are the baby wipes, the kid just spit up his dinner on the rug?! My brain will probably not acknowledge 2011 until sometime in 2013, if we make it through 2012, and the end of the world.
Ultimately, I figure I better make up some New Years resolutions. I think it is important to keep them simple and unattainable:
1) Spank North Korea for being such children. Oooooo...we are going to invade South Korea...that is nice, who cares, keep watching Bend it like Beckman and leave the rest of the world alone. I find North Korea most offensive because they don't have Starbucks. What is wrong with you people? Never mind, you have a leader who is stuck in 20th century battles and politics. Someone should give Kim Jong a bit of a cat scan, with a real cat, and then pop the dude out of office for someone a bit more proactive and palatable. I am thinking Sarah Palin...
2) Please make Sarah Palin go away! Listening to her speak causes my brain to run away in terror crying. Yes TLC, you are still so boycotted for having her gay ass political inspired show on the air. If I hear one more Mama bear reference.....North Korea, you should go there....
3) Continue with my anti-stupid political campaign.....
4) Look at immigrating to Sweden before the next United States presidential election, cuz I am certain that my anti-stupid campaign will fail miserably.
5) Continue with being an awesome Mommy and Wife...awesome...
Welcome 2011...I am ready for the idiotic wonders you will serve up and how many sister wives you will marry!
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