Apparently the Saudi's have their panties in a bunch because they have found "gasp" a spying vulture?! Say what? Dudes...the only thing this vulture cares about is if you guys are dead or not and if it can scavenge a snack from your rotting corpses. Now stop being stupid and let the vulture go, before we tag a few wombats and send them after you! Yep, Wombat spies....cute, cuddly, will dig up your garden in a heartbeat, but beware they are really spying on you! Paranoid loons....
Israeli wildlife officials dismissed the claims as ludicrous and expressed concern about the bird's fate. (yea if they were not so worried about the vulture's fate, they would be wetting their panties with laughter)
Last month, Egyptian officials implied the Israeli spy agency Mossad was to blame for shark attacks off its coast. (sharks? Really? Wow, Australia has a lot of shark spies there...)
The vulture, which can have a wing span of up to 265cm (8ft 8in), was caught after it landed in the desert city of Hyaal a few days ago.
When locals discovered the GPS transmitter, they suspected the worst and handed it over to the security forces, said Israel's Ma'ariv newspaper.
Conspiracy theories quickly began circulating in Saudi newspapers and on websites that the bird was involved in espionage. (Oh yea, an espionage vulture, it might eat your dead cat...)
What the device actually is......"The device does nothing more than receive and store basic data about the bird's whereabouts, and about his altitude and speed," a bird specialist at Israel's Park and Nature Authority told the newspaper. (any idiot should know this, any idiot with Animal Planet or Discovery....in other news....."shhhhhh, I see a sparrow and think it is watching me!")
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