weirdness

Been a weird week.  I thrive on weird, but sometimes when weird crosses the barrier into gross weird the factor gets out of hand:

1. Cat had a swollen gland on her bum and had to visit the vet before it exploded....(note: I am all for things exploding around the 4th of July...primarily fireworks but def. not cat butt glands!)  
2. Something bit the dog on the inside of the ear, thought it was a tick but the vet was certain it was some sort of spider bite.  Lucky dog! 
3. Then my aunt sent me a lovely e-mail concerning my sex life.  Had to call her and let her know her e-mail had been hacked.  I did let her know I appreciated her concern about my sex life. 
4. Also completely forgot this was a 3 day weekend, we get the July 4th off...wow....
5. July is here...were the hell did June go?!