Wednesday, October 27, 2010

holy snowapocalypse!

Got stuck in a middle of a late October winter blizzard.  I always find it hard to drive with my life flashing before my eyes every few seconds.  Apparently my life has been very short.

My highest paranoia is when I have baby in the car with me!  Once Nick is safety into Jennifer's warm cozy house, I breath a "huge" sigh to relief and then hop in the car and head back to work.

When it comes to winter driving, I am fairly confident I can make my destination, as long as I can find a mostly clear pathway.  Generally it is the other drivers I fear.  Apparently, there is serious lack of brain function when the "possibly kill you" weather hits.  Their are some on the roadways that do not see the logic of slowing down.  If everyone is creeping along and not you, you have a problem.  I have a problem with you not having a problem with my speed and crowding  me.  Be warned, you are driving like an idiot and hit me, my response with vary to two degrees:  First, If I have baby in car, I will probably get out of vehicle and extract your spinal column through your oral cavity.  Second, if I don't have baby in car...well I will stick to yanking your vital organs through your throat.

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