I have read Salon.com's article Christian group says demon sex makes you gay and am still trying to wrap my mental capabilities around this one. My first response was "what the?"
"The movement broke into mainstream political coverage a few times in
recent years: once, when reporters obtained footage of a bizarre
ceremony involving Sarah Palin, and also during the interminable
Republican primary when Rick Perry, long-rumored to have wrestled a few
sexy gay demons himself, hosted a massive prayer rally organized by two NAR ministries." Seriously, Rick Perry was kicking the boots with sexy gay demons? That makes things far more interesting!
Then I read this and am like "what the?"
Demons are apparently are quite keen in causing us headaches, hanging around our nether regions, and are standing in the way of mass evangelism to Native Americans. Maybe the Native Americans don't care, cuz those handing out the evangelism sound like nutters? Then when we pray Jesus will hop right into Muslim's dreams...um wow..."What the?"
Just a nod to the Pew research study from 2007. Michigan is composed of 79% practicing Christians. That leaves about 21% something else. With only 1% Muslim. Way to go dudes, you all like ganged up 1%. I think Michigan has far more things to worry about then invading Muslim hoards. For instance, look at that Swedish Population 1.7%!! Damn Vikings! 1.7% could explode into 2.2% and then maybe up to 5.1% before you know it a Swede will be making your coffee at Starbucks, impregnating your daughters, and "gasp" changing the oil on your SUV. Better go plant some thistles...ask one of the 2.4% Scottish what do, they know. Sure this rant makes little or no sense, but makes way more sense then demon sex....
Note: The Pew research study is from 2007, so consider yourself a Viking Conquest now Michigan...way to go dudes.
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